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Sir,

The Americans are still sitting on their fat American butts eating chocolate and doing nothing useful.  They call it planning, but I call it malingering.

On American reports that the VC are getting supplies in from the west of the city, we sent a probing action in that direction.  We do not have the benefit of fat American West Point education, so we don't understand why letting the enemy resupply is a good idea.  As it happens, the stupid Americans were again unaware of what was happening under their nosies, and it turns out that the enemy is firmly entrenched to the west of the city at Thon Kim Long (2) near 735/225.  They have rockets, along with many other defenses.  We suffered some losses discovering this, but nothing that will keep us from doing our duty, should the Americans ever decide to actually act.

Major Nguyen